friend-suggestions:

Anywhere that I am, I’m always wishing you were with me.

midnightsuggestion:

i crave you all of the time

moonbeamsuggest:

everything you do makes me fall more in love with you

labias:

stats:

stats:

mario cast reacts to you being sentenced to life in prison

Originally posted by starlightsonic

mario: “thats-a too bad [y/n]… so long gay bowser!”

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

luigi: “fuck”

Originally posted by heroroller

peach: “thats just terrible [y/n]! i’ll back you a fucking cake”

Originally posted by zelos-wilders

bowser: “the justice system is inherently flawed lets escape to my castle and have SEX!!! yar har har!!!! >:)”

Originally posted by suppermariobroth

yoshi: “why did you do it. WHY did you take the chaos emeralds. ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!” *kisses you in frustration with a lot of tongue* *baliff drags him out of the courtroom*

Originally posted by yoshis

toad: “i can and will kill for you [y/n] just say a name and i’ll see it through i dont fuck around prison won’t stop me and it won’t stop you”

Originally posted by jackiekawaii

wario: “You cant go to prison [y/n]!!! I’m…… i’m pregnant. And its yours” *gets an abortion while your n prison* “i got an a-bor-tion”

Originally posted by suckthatwhomper

waluigi: “god all of this court business has got my cock simply throbbing!!! Waluigi time ;)”

Originally posted by uh-huh-alright-daisy

daisy: “BALIFF!! Whack his pee pee!!!!”

this is significantly more funny now that the gif of wario’s ass was redacted by tumblr staff